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Excuses compiled from insurance companies
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Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided
with a tree I don't have. |
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The other car collided with mine without giving warning
of its intentions. |
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I thought my window was down but found that it was up
when I put my hand through it. |
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I collided with a stationary truck coming the other
way. |
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A truck backed through my windshield and into my wife's
face. |
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A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. |
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The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number
of times before I hit him. |
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I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my
mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment. |
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In my attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone
pole. |
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I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep
at the wheel and had an accident. |
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I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble
when my U-joint gave way causing me to have an accident. |
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To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I
struck the pedestrian. |
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My car was legally parked as it backed into another
vehicle. |
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An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and
vanished. |
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I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the
other side of the road when I struck him. |
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The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran
over him. |
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I saw a slow-moving, sad faced old gentleman as he
bounced off the hood of my car. |
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The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in
a small car with a big mouth. |
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I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was
later found in a ditch by some stray cows. |
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The telephone pole was approaching; I was attempting to
swerve out of its way, when it struck my front end. |
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