Why did the blonde stayed up all night studying?

She had the urine test next day.

Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of papaer.

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on his back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who will hit the ground first?

After a rather wet night the bartender asks Bruce, who's lying on the floor:

 "Would you like a chair there, mate?

" "No, I'm okay standing, thanks."

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop:  Do you know where you were going?